and yes, I feel good about it!
I walked into the bathroom and there was one of those black icky spiders on the ceiling. I can't reach the ceiling, so I left to get a broom. He was gone when I came back, and I put the broom away. When I came back to the room, he was sitting on the wall, I got the broom again and I tapped him down. He tried to hide in the garbage pail. I think he knew his time on earth was numbered. I searched for him and found him cowering, yes cowering, under a piece of tissue. I picked him up with a kleenex and tried to teach him to swim. Unfortunately the swirl of the water in the toilet bowl was too much for him and he perished.